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Pi\u0161e: Augusta Ben\u010di\u0107 Ivan\u010din<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prolje\u0107e je najpotentnije godi\u0161nje doba, kako se \u017eivotinje krenu tjerati tako se i ljudi razbude i po\u010dnu upra\u017enjavati razne aktivnosti – od tr\u010danja i teretane do velikih pospremanja i \u010di\u0161\u0107enja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ljeto, pak, obiluje doga\u0111anjima, ali prevru\u0107e je i slu\u017ei uglavnom za neaktivan odmor. Od kada svaka ku\u0107a ima klimu mnogi \u010dak nemaju potrebu ni oti\u0107i se rashladiti u moru, rijeci ili jezeru. Ljeto se pretvara u pasivniji oblik zime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prolje\u0107e slu\u017ei za gomilanje obe\u0107anja koja \u0107e ispariti na ljetnim vru\u0107inama, ljeto slu\u017ei za godi\u0161nje odmore, za promatranje iz prikrajka kako svaki klik na klimu umrtvljuje mozgove i toplinski valovi i gu\u017eve pru\u017eaju sigurno uto\u010di\u0161te opravdanjima za sve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nema \u010dovjek volje \u010dak ni prigovarati, skoro pa ni pritisnuti par tipki na tipkovnici kako bi ostavio zajedljiv komentar ili smajli\u0107 koji se valja od smijeha na ne\u010diju tragediju.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nekada je ljudima seks bio jedina razbibriga, realno, \u0161to nam vi\u0161e i treba? Postoji li i\u0161ta zabavnije na ovome svijetu? Sve \u0161to je \u010dovjek izmislio za zabavu za odrasle mo\u017ee se smatrati odrazom njegove impotencije i sve to produbljuje impotenciju i generalnu nezainteresiranost u dru\u0161tvu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Masovne (i pojedina\u010dne) tu\u010dnjave i ubojstva, nasilje nad \u017eenama i djecom, vr\u0161nja\u010dko nasilje… zanimljivo je kako \u0107e ve\u0107ina mu\u0161karaca, i pokoja \u017eena, u trenu komentirati kako je nezadovoljstvo ili zlo\u010desto\u0107a neke \u017eene uzrokom nejebice, ali istovremeno nitko ne savjetuje mu\u0161kim nasilnicima da po\u010dnu koristiti Viagru ili da si prona\u0111u nekoga za vo\u0111enje ljubavi. Mu\u0161ka je impotencija i nejebica tabu, dok \u017eene ne mogu funkcionirati ni na kojem polju ako \u201cga\u201d, na dnevnoj bazi, \u201cne dobiju\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Postali smo toliko impotentni da se zgra\u017eamo na toples na pla\u017ei. Svaki put kad odem na pla\u017eu vidim najmanje jednu mu\u0161ku golu guzicu i obje\u0161ena jaja jer se njima ne da zamarati sakrivanjem istih dok presvla\u010de kupa\u0107e ga\u0107e. Ve\u0107ina mu\u0161kih sisa i trbuha tako\u0111er ne izgleda ni najmanje privla\u010dno, ali im ne pada na pamet da se pokriju.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Internet je zamijenio tiskane medije, a sukladno tome, sezona kiselih krastavaca preuzela je dominaciju u medijskom izvje\u0161tavanju. Vijesti se vi\u0161e ne pripremaju za odre\u0111eni termin tiska ili objave u informativnim emisijama ve\u0107 je najva\u017enije, jednostavno, objaviti ne\u0161to svakog sata, ma svake minute u danu. Sadr\u017eaj pri tom nije bitan ve\u0107 naslov, eventualno koja re\u010denica u opisu koja \u0107e natjerati umrtvljene mozgove na klik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sje\u0107am se \u010dasopisa \u201cKlik\u201d, u njemu je, svojevremeno, bila i moja fotografija, uz re\u010denicu: \u201cJer jo\u0161 trava nije nikla tamo gdje je stala njena \u0161tikla\u201d. Ve\u0107 se tada naziralo da \u0107e kiseli krastavci zakiseliti na\u0161 svakodnevni \u017eivotni eter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cKruha i igara\u201d zapravo je ve\u0107 onomad ozna\u010dilo \u0161to publika pu\u0161i. Dana\u0161nja publika kruha ima u izobilju, baca ga na tone, a igara nikad dosta. Jedino \u0161to su tada orgije bile prihvatljiv i po\u017eeljan oblik zabave, a danas glumimo \u010dednost pa nam smetaju sise na pla\u017ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Valja prona\u0107i neki pijesak, iako \u017eivimo na kamenitom podru\u010dju s ne\u0161to tvrde, crvene zemlje i zabiti glavu duboko, kako uistinu ne bismo vidjeli ni \u010duli ni\u0161ta, onda se ne\u0107emo morati praviti da ne \u010dujemo i ne vidimo, a ne\u0107emo ni znati tko nas sve guzi, bit \u0107e to lagodan \u017eivot u bla\u017eenom neznanju.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(PS \/ A.B.I.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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